Fail-Lock to Itachi:  'Dry Clean Only,' huh. Six costumes is excessive but the job pays well, and she doesn't seem to care which we wear as long as we match. Yours are on your bed.

We're night shift this week. Seems permanent but she's being fickle, so our hours are "prone to change."

Meant to be Public:

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Oi. Itachi.

The classifieds today, did you see it?

For the rest of you. What can you tell me about 'The Major's Club'? They insist guards have to be 'good looking.' I'm curious why they felt the need to specify.